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Noobs: [panting]
Shope: Hurry up! I don't wanna miss tonight's meteor shower.
Tyler: It's ten o'clock in the morning!
Shope: But I wanna get a good spot.
Kevin: I don't think that's gonna be a problem.
Roach: [humming]
Tyler: What are you doing?
Roach: Getting ready for the shower.
Shope: It's a meteor shower!
Roach: I know. I just don't wanna get meteor on my clothes.
Shope, Kevin, and Tyler: You'll be fine!
Roach: Okay then. Why don't we lay back and look at the clouds? Because when you use your imagination, you can see different shapes in the clouds.
Shope: My cloud looks like Albert Einstein.
Kevin: My cloud looks like Albert Einstein.
Shope: You're cloud cheating.
Roach: I don't know what my cloud looks like.
Shope: Seriously?
Tyler: Uhh... My cloud looks like a giant evil robot about to smash into the Earth.
[whistle, crash]
Count Venamus: Yoohoo! Look who's back!
Tyler: It's Count Venamus!
Count Venamus: It is I, Count Venamus.
Shope: He's come here to destroy us just like he's promised!
Count Venamus: I have come here to destroy you, just like I promised!
Kevin: He's a giant dorkosaurus!
Count Venamus: I am a giant dorkos-- Hey! I've come here to destroy the Super Noobs, just as I swore I would. And then let the virus finally destroy Earth!
Tyler: Boys... and girl, go battleball!
Count Venamus: Ooh, I'm so scared.
Tyler: Okay. You guys keep him busy while Roach flies me behind him so I can read his mind and get his evil plan!
Kevin and Shope: Distraction mode activate! [screaming]
Count Venamus: What are they doing? It's very distracting!
Tyler: Got to find out... his evil plan.
Count Venamus: Your mind-reading power won't work. My superbot has a neurofirewall. So you will never learn the meteor shower is actually thousands of virus pods coming to infect the Earth!
Minion 1: [whispering indistinctly]
Count Venamus: I did what?
Minion 1: [whispers more]
Count Venamus: Darn it!
Kevin: There is no way those meteors will ever make it to Earth!
Count Venamus: Yes, they will! And now, prepare to be destroyed by my super-powered robot!
Shope: This is so wrong.
[fart]
Noobs: [groan]
Kevin: Okay, robot was kinda awesome. We have to stop that bot!
Roach: The Roach! [grunts] Perhaps if we tried Shope's electrical blast.
Shope: Electric blast, go!
[crackle]
[clunk]
Shope: Ha! The Venabot's arms are no match for my electric arms! Huh? [screams]
Kevin: Then it looks like it's time to be a strong and leaping... aperoo! [hooting like a monkey]
Count Venamus: Seriously? I'm in an awesome space robot!
Kevin: [screams and grunts]
Tyler: Uhh... Ready to give up?
Count Venamus: [sinister chuckle] Why not?
Kevin: Okay, what just happened? Why did he give up?
Shope: He was just two seconds away from completely annihilating us and he just... leaves?
Tyler: We have to figure this out.
Roach: Okay. But first, get me out of here.
Kevin: Dude, you have superpowers.
Roach: Right... Oh! Right.
Tyler: Quick, to the Galacticus! We have to stop that meteor shower.
[virus pods swoosh]
Tyler: Bad news. Count Venamus is back and he's a giant Venabot!
Memnock: Uh huh. That's too bad.
Roach: And a virus pod meteor shower is headed towards Earth.
Zenblock: Please! We're very busy right now!
Shope: Hello?! Destruction of Earth kind of important!
Memnock: Huh? Oh. Oh! The XR4Ti can blast those virus pods right out of the sky!
Noobs: Yay!
Memnock: If she wasn't busy updating her operator system right now.
Kevin: She's in sleep mode?! Wake her up!
Zenblock: Uh, can't. She gets cranky if she's woken up mid-update.
Memnock: So we have to constantly monitor the entire process.
Tyler: So what do we do?
Zenblock: Well, okay. Now, if I were you Noobs, I would defeat the Venabot and stop those virus pods from destroying the Earth.
Count Venamus: Yoohoo! [sing-song] Anybody home? Perhaps I should knock a little... harder!
[clunk]
Roach: He's smashing the ship.
Zenblock: Really? I did not know that!
Count Venamus: You fools led me right to your ship, the only thing that could stop the virus pod meteor shower. And now, I'm going to destroy it.
[explosion]
Shope: Ohhh, that's why he let us go before.
Kevin: Wake her up!
Memnock and Zenblock: We can't wake her up!
[metal clunking]
Count Venamus: [singing] I like smashing things! I like smashing things!
Tyler: We need a plan fast!
Memnock: Uhh, okay. You Noobs go out and battle Count Venamus while we wait for the XR4Ti.
Kevin: I hate that plan!
Zenblock: Well, we can turn the spaceship into a giant robot and battle him, but we never read the manual. We just hate manuals.
Tyler: Push every button and pull every lever!
[panicked screaming]
[clunking]
Roach: It's not working!
Tyler: How can we have all these superpowers and we can't do a thing to stop Venamus?!
[whirring]
Memnock: Throw your battleballs!
[whirring]
Count Venamus: What? [groans] Now I have to start all over again!
[mechanical whirring]
Count Venamus: Oh... crud.
Zenblock: Man the controls!
Tyler: Okay, gang. Let's kick some Venabutt.
[clunk]
Shope: Uh, maybe we should practice first?
Roach: Yeah. Controlling giant space robots is hard.
[mechanical whirring]
Count Venamus: [groans]
[mechanical whirring and squeaking]
Tyler: Okay. Now let's kick some Venabutt!
Kevin: But let's do it quick because here come the meteors!
[clunking]
Count Venamus: Pile driver!
Roach: Roundhouse kick!
Tyler: Time for the old one-two!
Kevin: Dude, I don't know what that means!
Tyler: Just follow my lead.
[blast]
Roach: This is fun.
Shope: Robot battlehead, go!
Count Venamus: Two can play at that game!
[blasting]
[clunking]
Count Venamus: [panting] Truce! Truce! These old bots get awfully hot, don't you think?
Shope: No way, Venamus! We're not dumb enough to fall for that!
Count Venamus: I'll get out of my robot first.
Noobs: Eh.
Count Venamus: Let's get to know each other. I'll go first. I have a remote control for my robot! Ha!
[clunking]
Shope: I can't believe we were dumb enough to fall for that!
Zenblock: Eh, something tells me the Noobs are losing.
Memnock: Yeah, me too.
Count Venamus: [singing] I like smashing things! I like smashing things!
Tyler: Mem and Zen are still inside!
Shope: And the virus is almost here!
Roach: Wait! I have a plan. [screams]
Kevin: Works for me.
Shope, Kevin, and Tyler: [screaming]
Count Venamus: What is that noise? [grunts] What the heck? I don't need a robot to finish you off!
Tyler: But we do. [beeps]
Count Venamus: Oh... crud. Wait, I already said that. [grunts]
Roach, Kevin, and Tyler: Victory!
Shope: Uh, guys! Might wanna hold off on the celebration!
Memnock: Too bad about Earth.
Zenblock: Yeah, but what are you gonna do?
XR4Ti: I'm going to crush you both, but right after I fix what you've done to my ship.
Tyler: Looks like XR4Ti is back online!
XR4Ti: Good afternoon, Noobs. How may I help you?
Tyler: Can you stop the world from ending?
XR4Ti: Engaging virus meteors.
Shope: Hoho... best meteor shower ever!
Count Venamus: But what about Count Venamus? I wonder if he'll be back to cause more mayhem! Oh, right. He will!
Zenblock: Great job, Noobs! You did it.
Memnock: Now, what do we do with this robot.
Tyler: Let the Ultimate Robot Fighting Championship begin!
Memnock, Zenblock, and the Noobs: [cheering]