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[bell rings]
Tyler: "The Middle Sing & Dance Off." Why are we looking at this?
Kevin: Because we're entering!
Shope: I don't think so.
Kevin: Look. Girls love dudes who sing and dance. It's a fact. [singing badly] Now let's sign up and get our groove o-o-o-o-o-o-on.
Shope: Girls like boys who are good at singing and dancing.
Kevin: Oh, yeah? Well, what do you call this?
[Singer]
Shake your booty butt.
Kevin: Go, Roach! Go, Roach!
[Singer]
Shake your booty butt.
Kevin: Uh! Uh! Go, Roach!
[Singer]
Shake your booty butt.
[Backup Singers]
Shake, shake it, shake it. Shake, shake it, shake it. Shake, shake it, shake it. Shake, shake--
Tyler: Yeah, we're not signing up.
Principal: Yes, you are! Because you all need to try new things and be involved in more school activities! So go... Super-Tastic Groove-Tone 4!
Kevin: That's a horrible name.
Principal: Erase it, and be suspended for life! Bye, everyone!
Tyler: Okay. How can this get any worse?
Jock Jockerson: OMG. Did you loser noobs just enter the Sing & Dance Off?
Noobs: Uh...
Jock Jockerson: "Groove-Tone 4"? Ha! More like "Lose-Tone 4", 'cause I'm gonna win so bad, they're gonna have to rename the Sing & Dance Off to the "Jock-Won-It-So-Bad-Off!"
Kevin: Again with the horrible names.
Jock Jockerson: [singing badly] Whatever, you loser noobs! Shove them into their lockers now!
[clunk, clunk, clunk]
Tyler: Okay. Now how can this get any worse?
[harmonica]
[Glee Club]
Oh, we're the glee club, now you know (whoa-whoa)
And we will kick you to the flo' (whoa-whoa)
Get on your knees and make you bow (whoa-whoa)
So shove them in their lockers now (whoa-whoa)
[clunk, clunk, clunk]
Kevin: Hey! That's a terrible song!
Tyler: Okay. Now how can this get any worse?
[virus pod swooshes]
[alarms blaring]
Memnock and Zenblock: [panicked screaming]
Memnock: Eh, yes, general. [clears throat] We're not, eh, sleeping late.
General Blorgon: Memnock and Zenblock, a new strain of the virus has been discovered in the outer galaxy.
Headees: [whispers indistinctly]
General Blorgon: [whispers] Yes, I know. [out loud] It is back, and has been nicknamed "The Elimination Virus"
Technut: [whispers indistinctly]
General Blorgon: [whispers] Yes, I know. [out loud] It can assimilate into an Earthling's brain without changing its form.
Headees and Technut: [whispering indistinctly]
General Blorgon: Okay, both of you zip it! [clears throat] And it has one job: to take out virus warriors and destroy them!
Memnock: We will assemble our virus team immediately, sir!
Zenblock: We have made great progress with them! Every day, they look more and more like true warriors!
[Singer]
Shake your booty butt. Shake your booty butt.
Zenblock: What the heck are you doing?!
Roach: [singing badly] It's called singing and dancing in very cool outfits 'cause tomorrow we're winning the Sing & Dance Off!
Memnock: They're really good.
Zenblock: Okay, stop it!
[record scratches]
Zenblock: 'Cause we all need to stop... this!
Tyler: What is that?
Memnock: Meet the elimination virus, and you can't tell who's infected until it's too late.
Shope: Are you saying that there might be a beast out there that we can't tell is a beast and it wants to destroy us?
Zenblock: Uh, yes.
Memnock: Or beasts. There could be more. And they could be... anywhere.
Kevin: Eh, you mean like, you could be infected?
Memnock and Zenblock: Yes.
Zenblock: But we're not.
Noobs: Phew...
XR4Ti: A scan of Cornbury reveals a possible pod landing in this area.
Shope: Um, that's the whole town.
Zenblock: Yeah, so it might take us a while to find it. Eh, meanwhile, trust no one.
Memnock: 'Cept us.
Noobs: Phew...
Memnock: Okay. Good luck with your singy-offy thing tomorrow.
[bell rings]
Tyler: So they could be anyone, anywhere, at any time.
Kevin: Well, don't worry. 'Cause our awesome Super-Tastic Groove-Tone 4 outfits conceal our awesome battleballs! So I say bring on the Sing & Dance Off and that elimination virus!
Amy Anderson: Hey, Tyler.
Kevin: [screams] Danger! Run!
Roach, Shope, and Tyler: [screaming]
Amy Anderson: I'm looking forward to hearing you sing today!
Kevin, Shope, and Tyler: [panting]
Kevin: Okay. New plan. We cannot go up on stage because we will be sitting ducks if the elimination virus hits.
Tyler: Uh, Amy Anderson just said she's looking forward to me singing today. [chuckling] And who knows if the elimination virus is anywhere near Earth?
[schwing]
[Noobs scream]
Kid 1: Don't you just hate loose sweater strings?
[schwing]
Kid 2: Look what I made for my big history project!
Noobs: Phew...
[schwing]
[Noobs scream]
Lunch Lady: Hey! Guess who got a new--
Kevin: Donkey blow! (?)
Lunch Lady: [yelling] Cooking knife!
Shope: Okay, we might be overreacting. But what lunch lady demonstrates a cooking knife like that?
Tyler: Secret janitor closet's meeting now!
[light buzzes]
Tyler: Okay. Mem and Zen said they are hunting for the elimination virus, so let's just calm down, 'cause I'm sure they're working super hard right now to find it.
[Backup Singers]
Shake, shake it, shake it.
Zenblock: Oh, that is terrible! You're not even moving to the beat!
Memnock: Well, I like Earth dancing! At least I'm moving!
Zenblock: Step aside and watch the Earth dancing master blaster. [inhales] Hit it! This is how it's done. [laughing]
XR4Ti: Shouldn't you be looking for the possible arrival location of the elimination virus?
Zenblock: As soon as we figure out who the best Earth dancer is!
Memnock: And I should be victorious in about ten seconds!
[Singer]
Shake your booty butt.
[Backup Singers]
Shake, shake it, shake it. Shake, shake it, shake it. Shake, shake it, shake it. Shake, shake it, shake it.
[Singer]
Shake your booty butt.
[Backup Singers]
Shake, shake it, shake it.
Shope: Okay. The Sing-Off is next period, and we have not heard from Mem and Zen at all!
Tyler: So we agree to blow off the rest of school, which is bad. But being destroyed by the elimination virus is worse.
Shope, Kevin, and Roach: Agreed.
Kevin: If there's one thing I'm good at, it's skipping school. So everyone just follow me. I swear to you. I am usually much better at this.
Principal: What do you think you're doing?
Tyler: Uhh... what do you think we're doing?
Principal: Ooh! I think Super-Tastic Groove-Tone 4 was hiding in the janitor's closet to practice, 'cause it's time for the Sing & Dance Off!
Noobs: That's it.
[crowd cheers]
Tyler: Okay, well if the elimination virus doesn't kill us, that might.
Jock Jockerson: [singing badly] I'm Jock! I'm Jock! And this is how I rock! I'm Jock! I'm Jock! And this is how I rock! And now I dance!
[crowd cheers]
Principal: Ooh! A super score for Mr. Jockerson!
Tyler: Hey, we're still alive. Maybe we're freaking out for nothing!
[harmonica]
Principal: And now, it's time for Cornbury Middle School's very own glee club!
[Glee Club]
It is we, the club from glee!
Obliterate, eliminate, detonate, annihilate!
Shope: Okay. Start freaking out!
Kevin: Where are Mem and Zen?!
Memnock: I'm tired of you always saying you're better than me!
Zenblock: I'm tired of you always criticizing me!
Memnock: Well, I'm tired of you telling me you're tired!
Zenblock: [panting] I'm... just... tired.
Memnock: Me... too.
XR4Ti: Galacticus drones have located the virus pod. It's at the school.
Memnock and Zenblock: Uh-oh.
[Gleec Club]
Our song is filled (Oh yeah)
With pain and mirth (Oh yeah)
It's your last five seconds on Earth!
[crowd cheers]
Principal: Okay! Well, that was a very interesting song. But it's one of the biggest cheers of the night!
Tyler: Okay. I think since we're terrible at singing and dancing and we like living, we get out of here now!
Kevin: And again, nobody is better at cutting classes than me! Move out!
[zoom]
Kevin: Huh. Again, I am usually much better at this.
Principal: Now, give it up for Super-Tastic Groove-Tone 4!
Jock Jockerson: You stink!
[beat starts]
Jock Jockerson: Okay. That's not a bad beat!
Tyler: I don't see them!
Kevin: Well, just in case... hit it!
Amy Anderson: Go, Tyler!
Tyler: They're in the control booth!
[Glee Club]
Do re mi fa sol la goodbye!
[Noobs]
Whoa! Whoa! Oh, oh, whoa!
Oh! Oh!
Jock Jockerson: Aw! An expensive light show? Not fair!
[Noobs]
Oh-whoa, oh-oh
Oh-whoa, oh-whoa
Oh-whoa, oh-oh
Super-Tastic 4
[Tyler]
You've got to blast them back
If you wanna win
[Roach]
So get ready for the Super-Tastic
Groove-Tone 4 finale spin
[Kevin]
Absorb the energy, absorb the energy
Absorb the energy!
[Kevin, Tyler, and Roach]
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
[Shope]
Oh, whoa, whoa!
[explosion]
[crowd cheers]
Jock Jockerson: Okay, I guess that was pretty good...
Principal: Super-Tastic Groove-Tone 4 hits total awesomeness!
Kevin: I told you we should enter the Sing & Dance Off.
[teleportation zap]
Zenblock: Awesome! The Noobs won the dance contest!
Memnock: And stopped the elimination virus.
[Extractor zaps]
Roach: And now for one last move!
[Singer]
Shake your booty butt.
[Backup Singers]
Shake, shake it, shake it.
Principal: Ooh, and now they broke the cheer-o-meter, so Jock wins!
Jock Jockerson: Oh, yeah! Oh, oh, oh yeah!
[Backup Singers]
Shake, shake it, shake it.
Shope: He really needs to stop that.
Zenblock and Memnock: Man, he's good.
[Singer]
Shake your booty butt.