Marty Soulpatch is a character who made his only appearance in "Eyewitness Noobs". He is the owner of a tabloid magazine company that focuses on celebrity gossip . He comes into conflict with the Noobs when Kevin accidentally sends Soulpatch videos of the Noobs without their battlesuits, which puts their secret identities at risk of being exposed to the public.


Marty Soulpatch is shown to be a narcissistic and selfish man who only cares about and is obsessed with celebrity gossip and money. He refused to hand Kevin back the videos of the Noobs without their batlesuits because Soulpatch believed that by exposing the Noobs identities to the public, he could become very famous and make a lot of money off the scandals at can potentially be caused by the exposure.