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[thud]
[bell rings]
Shope: Have you noticed? There hasn't been a virus attack in over a week.
Roach: It's just really nice to sit in lunch again and relax and enjoy whatever this is.
Tyler: Food. I think it's food.
Kevin: Well, I can't relax, 'cause if the virus can strike at any time, so must I.
[shwing]
Shope: [whispering] Please put that away. We're only supposed to wear those during an attack.
Kevin: Hey. We have to be ready.
Tyler: But something could go wrong.
[zap]
Kevin: Like what?
[fart]
Tyler: Like being a talking dog in school.
Roach: A really ugly dog, too.
Kevin: What?
Tyler: Quick, in the locker!
[kids chatter]
Shope: [whispering] Press your battle button and turn back human.
Kevin: Got it! [zap] Still a dog! [zap] Still a dog! [zap, thud] Owww! Big dog! [zap] Ah! I can't change back! [cries] Help me! Bark! Bark!
Kevin: Bark.
XR4Ti: I detect a malfunction in the red battleball. Update recommended.
Memnock: The process takes about an hour.
Zenblock: We might as well update all of your battleballs just to be safe.
Kevin: Well, move it! I don't wanna be a dog anymore!
[beeping]
XR4Ti: Meadow warning detected.
Memnock: Oh, it's just a chipmunk.
Zenblock: Wait...
Kevin: Chipmunk! [screams] Chipmunk, chipmunk, chipmunk, chipmunk! [on XR4Ti's screen] Chipmunk, chipmunk, chipmunk, chipmunk, chipmunk, chipmunk!
Tyler: We gotta stop him!
Tyler, Roach, Shope, Memnock, and Zenblock: Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin!
Memnock: Um, we have to find dog Kevin fast.
Tyler: Why?
Zenblock: Well, if he stays in one form for more than three hours, it may permanently alter his DNA.
Shope: What does that mean, "permanently alter his DNA"?
Memnock: It means dog Kevin will be just dog.
Tyler, Shope, and Roach: [scream]
Kevin: Bark! Bark! Do you hear me barking?!
[chipmunk chatters]
Kevin: [gasps] Is that a mock? Are you mocking me?!
[chipmunk laughs]
Kevin: [grunting]
Tyler: Kevin, you have to come with us now.
Kevin: I'm not going anywhere until I do something wrong to that chipmunk! Gah! [grunts]
Roach: If we don't change you back in three hours, you will stay an ugly dog forever.
Shope: He's in shock.
Tyler: But this is good, 'cause we'll just carry him back to the nice alien ship and--
[truck drives away]
Roach, Shope, and Tyler: [scream]
Dog Catcher: [whistling]
[cats yowl]
Kevin: Oh no...
[gates clunk]
Roach: I say we use our battleballs to blast through the walls and then rescue our best friend, who is an ugly dog.
Tyler: No. We can only use our powers to fight evil. It's the superhero code.
Zenblock: Mm, that, and they are all rebooting back at the Galacticus.
Roach: Oh, right.
Memnock: So... what do we do?
Tyler: You adopt it. Go Bob and Rob and tell the warden you want a dog you can cuddle with and throw the ball to.
Zenblock: [as Rob] Right! Then we eat it!
Tyler: No! No eat! You don't eat it.
Memnock: [as Bob] Why? They have four legs and don't talk. Isn't that Earth food?
Zenblock: We would like to adopt a dog to play with and not eat.
Warden: Oh, well right this way. We got lots to choose from, so just take your pick.
[dog snarls]
Kevin: Bark! Bark, bark!
Memnock: [sing-song] Look who we're bringing home!
Shope, Roach, and Tyler: [cheering]
Zenblock: Ooh! He is so the adorable! We're going to call him Rex!
Tyler: Where's Kevin? You were supposed to adopt Kevin!
Memnock: Have you seen dog Kevin? He's very ugly and can be temperamental.
Zenblock: Oh, but look at this little guy!
Tyler: We have like, two hours to get Kevin before he stays a dog forever!
Memnock: Okay, we messed up. But who can resist this face?
Shope, Roach, and Tyler: [cooing]
[cats yowling and hissing]
Kevin: I gotta get outta here, man. I can't be a dog forever! I have to play video games, eat pizza, and--
[cats hiss]
[splash]
[cats yowl]
Kevin: [loudly] Help!
Tyler: Okay, which one of you can cry on cue?
Roach: Ooh! I can!
Roach: [crying]
Warden: Oh no... what's wrong sweetie?
Tyler: He's crying 'cause he lost his dog, not 'cause he slapped himself nine times.
Warden: Well, that's what we're here for. Reuniting boys with their dogs. Now let's go find your pup.
Tyler: Yes!
Roach: [sing-song] Look who we're bring home!
Tyler: What were you thinking?!
Roach: That I always wanted a puppy. I'm gonna call him Rex.
Memnock: Hey, you can't call him Rex, our puppy is Rex!
Roach: Then... this is Rex 2.
Zenblock: That is a horrible name!
Memnock: Oh, they are so cute! I wanna just... I'm giddy.
Zenblock: Oh look, he's got my nose. How did he get that?
XR4Ti: Countdown to Kevin turning into a permanent dog is now one hour. But download is complete. Now I just need Kevin here, and not in the dog pound.
Tyler: Shope is our last hope. And you have to get Kevin out of there and not a puppy!
Shope: Don't worry, for allow me to "volunteer" a plan and disguise.
Warden: So, you wanna be a volunteer.
Shope: [acting] I am a dog lover, a lover of dogs. And I would love to get a dog, perhaps an ugly dog, outside in the fresh air and just see it smile again.
[dogs barking]
Shope: Look how cute they all are!
Memnock: Puppy walk!
Roach: Rex 2!
Roach, Zenblock, and Memnock: [chatter excitedly]
Zenblock: Everybody get a leash!
Tyler: [groans]
Kevin: 30 minutes. I have 30 minutes to get out of here! I gotta get out!
[cats laughing]
[splash]
[cats yowl]
Kevin: How hard is it to adopt a dog?!
Warden: Who said that?! Hello? Who was that?
Kevin: [acting like an alien] I am from Planet Dog. Take me to your leader.
Warden: [faints]
Kevin: Heh. I knew that would work. [laughs]
Kevin: Hey! Three hours I've been waiting for you to adopt me, and you adopt seven puppies?!
Zenblock: We couldn't resist the puppy loveliness!
Kevin: Get me in one of those boxes and back to the Galacticus, now!
[crash]
Kevin: Lemme guess. Two pound pets got infected by the virus?
Tyler, Zenblock, Roach, Memnock, and Shope: Mm-hmm.
Cat Beasts: [purr]
Warden: [screams]
Kevin: Do they resemble wet cats in any way?
Tyler, Zenblock, Roach, Memnock, and Shope: Mm-hmm.
Kevin: Would it be accurate to say the virus got in their drinking water?
Tyler, Zenblock, Roach, Memnock, and Shope: Mm-hmm.
Kevin: I told you the virus could attack at any time! [screams]
Memnock: This could delay our getting him back to the ship!
Cat Beasts: [growl]
[explosion]
Memnock: Run! Run for your lives!
Tyler: [panting] We can't run! We've gotta get Kevin back to the ship! Whoa!
Zenblock: [normal form] You think you could get the Extractor next to that?
[crash]
Cat Beasts: [growl]
Kevin: Uh, help me?!
[blasts]
Zenblock: They are unstoppable! They have lasers for eyes!
[blasting, fart]
Memnock: [normal form] And... they have nine lives!
Cat Beasts: [hiss and growl]
Shope: [panting] They have no weakness! Ahh!
Cat Beasts: [growl]
Zenblock: Yeah. We're toast.
Tyler: No. Everybody has a weakness. Go puppies!
Cat Beasts: [growl]
Shope: More puppies!
Cat Beasts: [purr]
[Extractor zap]
Tyler: Not even laser cats can resist the cuteness of puppies.
Kevin: Bark!
[cats yowl]
Kevin: Or the cutness of me!
[fart]
Memnock: Dude, you're like, so ugly right now, you have no idea.
Tyler: Let's go! We have three minutes!
[All shout]
Zenblock: Quick, hurry! There's no time!
XR4Ti: Battleball rebooting.
Kevin: Haha, I'm me again!
Roach: So, what's the first thing you're gonna do?
Shope: Play video games?
Tyler: Eat pizza?
Kevin: Nope. I wanna test my updated battleball and be a dog again.
Memnock, Zenblock, Shope, Roach, and Tyler: What?!
Kevin: A slightly bigger dog.
Dog Catcher: Ahh! [screams]
[animals chatter]
Zenblock: I have to say, we're very proud of our Noobs today.
Kevin: Okay. Now I wanna eat pizza and play video games. Ahh, wait a sec! [grunting] Oh, yeah! Awww, yeah!